Brilliant Child King Builds Army of Robotic Spiders To Get Back at His Mother

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DRAZLO, KROSKOVIA- 3 year old King Brahmkin Sal-Hourtz Grakto vowed last night to use his vast political power to get back at his mother for not allowing him to stay up and watch the Kroskovian sci-fi classic "Kracktiv Slorvo"  for the 10th time.

King Grakto, who is the acting regent in Kroskovia following his father's mysterious death last February, has pledged all of his country's resources towards the construction of an army of robotic spiders with which to exact his revenge.

"This will teach Mama that when her King wishes to watch  Kracktiv Slorvo, he will watch Kracktiv Slorvo!" says an official palace statement issued late Wednesday night.

According to the official blueprints, which were drafted by Grakto in crayon on a series of napkins, the spiders themselves will range in height from 50 cm to 20 meters, weigh anywhere from several kilograms to several hundred tonnes and will carry a payload of neuro-toxin capable of paralyzing an elephant. The spiders will also possess the ability to fly.

"Mama will try to hide but she cannot hide from spiders of this size. Also she will not be able to hide from spiders of this size that fly, as these do," laughs King Grakto.

Production on the army of robotic spiders is expected to begin within the week. 

Grakto's mother, Queen Jemelia Anhalia-Louise Grakto could not be reached for comment.