Weekly Limerick!!

IN THE NAVY

In the 101st battalion of the Navy,
there's a well known ship's cook named Davy,
All day he peels tates,
for his salty sea mates,
but will not reveal how he makes gravy.

WEEKLY LIMERICK!!!!!!

CRABS

I once contracted crabs from a whore.
they leapt from her gash by the score.
they formed ranks as they landed,
and their numbers expanded,
I fear they shall soon declare war.